1. Good for a laugh.

The following list was sent to me by one of my retired buddies, who I will be joining at our Pizza Lunch on Saturday.

Feel free to add any jokes you want.

Law of Mechanical – After your hands have become coated with grease, your noise will itch, and you’ll have to pee.
 
Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
 
Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 
Law of the theater – At any even, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
 
Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet.
 
Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
 
Law of Logical Argument (My favorite) – Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
 

2. The bad.  I can’t think  of many bad things worst than most people’s daily commute.  The following link is to a list of America’s worst commutes.

The worst commute is, no surprise, the Hollywood Freeway, Los Angeles, California.

Being retired the only traffic jam I have to deal with is the one in my bowels.
 

What is the worst commute you face now?
 

What is the worst commute you can remember?

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-01-19/americas-75-worst-commutes/full/

3. The ugly.  I haven’t seen any men’s fashions uglier than those at a recent fashion show, “Skulls & Bones”.  The picture is from a New York Times article linked to below.

 
What is the worst fashion trend you can remember.
Leisure suits, enough said.
 
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