gives an award called “Diagram Prize for Oddest Book Title of the Year”.  Below is a list of some past titles:
I am sure Papa would be interested in knowing how to “Bombproof Your Horse”, especially if Palin ever gets to be President.  🙂  It is also important to know about “Living With Crazy Buttocks”, and the possibly related “American Bottom Archaeology”.   Given the state of our economy we might need to learn about “Reusing Old Graves”.  I guess my favorite is the first one on the list below, of course one has to wonder where the non-nude mice get their clothes.
1978: Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice (University of Tokyo Press)
1983: The Theory of Lengthwise Rolling (MIR)
1992: How to Avoid Huge Ships (Cornwell Maritime Press)
1993: American Bottom Archaeology (University of Illinois Press)
1994: Highlights in the History of Concrete (British Cement Association)
1995: Reusing Old Graves (Shaw & Son)
1996: Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers (Hellenic Philatelic Society)
2000: High Performance Stiffened Structures (Professional Engineering Publishing)
2001: Butterworths Corporate Manslaughter Service (Butterworths)
2002: Living With Crazy Buttocks (Kaz Cooke – Penguin US/Australia)
2004: Bombproof Your Horse (J A Allen)
2005: People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It (Gary Leon Hill – Red Wheel/Weiser Books)
2006: The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification (Harry N Abrams)

The complete list can be found at: